Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.
Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.
Charter members of the Corgi News group…
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!
I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!
I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!
You are so beautiful and i love you!!!
Are there really people who think this bullshit makes anyone feel better?
Source link’s right in the corner for you to reblog from instead so I don’t have to be confronted with this shit for happening to reblog a vaguely positive post so I could continue to consolidate my collection of cute animal shit. I’m going to make the charitably lazy assumption that you’ve had a bad day, because I have had a long one and would prefer that entirely avoidable shitsnark remain entirely avoided on my feeds without needing to develop a hair-trigger on my still-unused Ignore function.
It’s a fucking collection of seal gifs. Let it be.
I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.
“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.
Oh I just gotta snuggle my baby bear!
"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."
this is painfully russian
It’s not wrong though
You can lose wrenches, just fyi
And you aren’t very creative if you don’t think you can’t break a wrench.
I’m still not 100% on how things went down on their end, but I’m sure one or two things are true.